Why are there not any 'Wings' and 'Wongs' in the Chinese phone directory? Because they might wing the wong number? Ha, ha.
An Irish Man chanced upon a well while he was out wayfaring in fields. He wondered how deep the well was, and looked about for a stone to throw down the well to see how deep it was. He looked about, and after some searching found what he was looking for, a small stone. He went to the well and duly threw the stone down it, and heard nothing. 'I need something bigger he thought'. So he searched again, this time looking for a boulder. After a widespread search, he found what he was looking for, a large boulder. He went back to the well and threw it down it, listening intently for a splashing sound - and heard nothing. He thought I need something bigger. So he walked over to a farm in the distance, and found a large iron girder, and thought, 'this should do the trick'. So he put it over his shoulder, and trudged back to the well. He threw it in, then seconds later a goat darted past him and shot down the well. He was dumbfounded. Then a farmer looking bemused, asked of him, 'excuse me mate, have you seen a large iron girder, only I had my goat tied to it'! Ha, ha.
Here's a Richard Pryer joke:
A bear and a rabbit were both having a shit in the woods. The bear said to the rabbit, 'do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?', The rabbit replied 'no'. So the bear picked the rabbit up and wiped its ass with it! Ha, ha.
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